Sex at office

The following is the result of a comprehensive multi organizational

study of human sexuality in the United States:



Statistical Findings:



10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their first date

20% of the men had sex in a non-traditional place

36% of the women favor nudity

45% of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes

46% of the women experienced anal sex

70% of the women prefer sex in the morning

80% of the men have never experienced homosexual relations

90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest

99% of the women have never experienced sex in the office.



Conclusion:



Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having

anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest

than to have sex in the office at the end of the day.



Moral:



Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it!

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Love and Marriage

A student asks a teacher, "What is love?"


The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat
field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.
But the rule is: -
you can go through them only once & cannot turn back
to pick."
The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat,
but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later.
Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger
one waiting for him.
Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he starts to
realise that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he
knew he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted.
So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand. The teacher
told him, "...this is love... you keep looking for better ones, but
when later you realise, you have already missed the person...."*



*"What is marriage then?" the student asked.

The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the corn
field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you
can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."
The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to
repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he
has picked one medium sized corn that he felt satisfied, and came back to
the
teacher.
The teacher told him, "this time you bring back a corn.... you look for
one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best
one you get.... this is marriage."*